diff --git a/roles/websites/pyrocufflink.net/templates/pyrocufflink.httpd.conf.j2 b/roles/websites/pyrocufflink.net/templates/pyrocufflink.httpd.conf.j2
index 67c9401..a84edd4 100644
--- a/roles/websites/pyrocufflink.net/templates/pyrocufflink.httpd.conf.j2
+++ b/roles/websites/pyrocufflink.net/templates/pyrocufflink.httpd.conf.j2
@@ -1,5 +1,13 @@
 # vim: set sw=4 ts=4 sts=4 et :
 
+<VirtualHost _default_:80>
+    ServerName pyrocufflink.net
+
+    RewriteEngine On
+    RewriteRule ^/$ http://dustin.hatch.name/ [L]
+    RewriteRule (.*) https://%{SERVER_NAME}$1 [R=301,L]
+</VirtualHost>
+
 <VirtualHost _default_:443>
     ServerName pyrocufflink.net
     Include conf.d/ssl.include